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by Monsignor Charles Pope
Reviewed by T. Nelson
The ‘Rapture,’ where all the faithful ascend to heaven, was supposed to happen last week. According to the press, it was a bust: nobody disappeared. But what if it wasn't really a bust? That would be bad news: it means we're all going to hell. If so, we need to know what it's like there.
It may be no coincidence that my USB stick containing Debian
Linux 12.7 disappeared on the same day. It reappeared a few days
later, probably cast out from heaven due to that abomination
called systemd.
(I suppose those 39 daemons,
the Unix term for background processes, didn't help either.)
I suppose that's a pretty feeble reason to read a book about hell, but hell, why not? It raises interesting philosophical issues and it's a big deal for many people.
But is hell still part of Christianity? Joseph Ratzinger thought so. In Eschatology he wrote that Dogma is on “solid ground” when it talks about hell and eternal punishment. Yet when some sects of Christianity mention it, they often say hell is merely separation from God or even a path toward personal growth.
In The Hell There Is, Charles Pope says hell is an essential part of Christianity and the de-emphasis of hell is why it's dying. Denying hell, says Msgr. Pope, is heresy because hell is mentioned repeatedly in the Bible, especially by Jesus, who was not just some whacked-out pacifist hippie as some denominations depict him but implicitly discussed hell in 21 of his 38 parables.
Without hell, Pope says, the Church is just a pointless social club. Without hell, he asks, what did Christ save people from? There'd be no reason to avoid sinning and religion would be irrelevant and incoherent.
Pope isn't some Evangelical or a thundering Calvinist full of fiery hell and damnations. But even he admits that most of what people believe about hell is pure speculation.
If humans have immortal noncorporeal souls (as I was told ages ago in Sunday school), the possibility of getting stuck in hell would determine your entire strategy in life. If you had one before birth (called preexistentialism), it would be against your interest even to be born: the likelihood is that sooner or later you'd sin and spend eternity in hell. Therefore, theologians reasonably concluded that souls must be created here on earth.
To make that consistent, Christianity taught that we're “born in sin,” meaning we're all born evil and the only way to avoid hell is to repent. A baby had to get baptized to “wash away” the sin. (Or so I was told. It's not clear to me whether Christianity still believes this or considers it to be a quaint ritual.)
Pope lists some sins most of us commit: lusting in your heart, doubting Revelation, not believing hell exists, or not caring enough about the poor. Since God decides your fate in a binary fashion, doing any of those could get you burning for eternity.
That seems unjust, so theologians invented different levels of torture for different sins. For centuries, Christianity battled over how to avoid hell while ensuring that heretics got there as expeditiously as possible. They finally decided that good deeds and paying the Church don't work and your only option is to repent and surrender and ask for forgiveness.
Thus, the optimal strategy is to repent and then immediately die. Unfortunately, that would mean if Hitler or Stalin repented just before dying they'd be in heaven, which would also be unjust.
But then Pope says hell isn't punishment. It could indeed be mere separation from God. We have freedom to choose, and the sinner chooses it because he knows he'd be miserable in heaven anyway (all that singing and praying, no Szechuan takeout, and hardly any fornicating!).
What the hell? Isn't this the same as ‘denying hell’ that he complained about?
It's scarcely different from the view of the Anglican church, which decided in 1996 that hell is not real but is merely the absence of God. That was a welcome departure from what A.C. Grayling and others call the ‘ugly coercive model’ but it's hard to imagine how the two views can be reconciled.
Even if the new model is more human-friendly, what this tells us is that no one really knows much about hell and there's no consensus whether it even exists. They can't abolish hell because it's mentioned dozens of times in the Bible, so they do the next best thing: redefine it into oblivion. Doesn't that mean, atheists would ask, that religion is man-made and therefore on shaky ground? How do we know religious people aren't just trying to scare us into doing what they want? Sadly, solid evidence about hell is the one thing we won't get until it's too late, if ever. Damn it.
All three authors on this page allude to Aquinas's idea that the dead have no free will, so people can't change their beliefs in the afterlife. But Aquinas went farther than that. What continues after death, he said, is only the remnant of the person awaiting resurrection. The disembodied soul thinks and wills but can't sense or feel anything. This always seemed contradictory to me: if you have no free will and can't feel anything, in what way are you conscious? And if you're not conscious, how can you be in hell? Maybe they could re-define hell to mean unconsciousness.
sep 30 2025. updated oct 03 2025
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by Mary K. Baxter
Reviewed by T. Nelson
For some reason the idea of hell is fascinating even to unbelievers. There's a long tradition of books, the most famous being The Divine Comedy, where Dante depicted fictitious travels to hell in first-person language, as if it were a factual account. Baxter's 1993 book is a very popular addition.
One risk of praying is that whoever you're praying to might show up, introduce himself, and tell you to write a book: “Hi, I'm Jesus Christ, your Lord, and I wish to give you a revelation! . . . . I want you to write a book.” [p.16] (He's got her. What's she going to say—“Go away, I'm busy praying”? And does God really have to introduce himself?)
Baxter depicts hell as a highly structured environment. There are giant invisible funnels all over the Earth leading to hell and many buildings, cells, and pits. Jesus takes her through a funnel to give her a tour. Baxter's hell is pretty standard: It's a non-physical realm. People are imprisoned there for eternity in unsanitary conditions, worms crawling through their flesh, which is falling off, there's a lot of fire and heat (and of course brimstone), and they're in extreme pain. There are rats and snakes everywhere. The worms and rats never die and aren't harmed by the heat. There's no mention of food. When the prisoners see Jesus they all beg to be saved:
The old woman cried out to Jesus, “Lord Jesus, please forgive me now. I'm sorry I didn't repent while I was on earth.”
Jesus invariably replies that they had their chance but it's too late: judgment is final and irrevocable. But it also turns out that at some point the entire realm will be cast into a lake of fire, which means Baxter subscribes to the annihilationist view that the lake means eternal death instead of eternal suffering.
Jesus leaves Baxter alone in hell a couple of times to give her the full experience of hopelessness. Baxter was a good writer and made it scary and almost believable. Jesus then shows her heaven, which is dull by comparison: mainly transparent golden mountains and fifty-foot-tall angels . . . but otherwise strangely empty.
Baxter wrote nine other books on the same subject, so no one can say she wasn't obeying.
sep 30, 2025
by B.W. Melvin
Reviewed by T. Nelson
In this one, we have a guy who says he foolishly drank water contaminated with human waste, got cholera, died, and went to hell. He describes it thus:
I went through it and I found myself in a hideous tunnel. It was like being inside a tornado. It was hot, vile, smelled awful. And I could hear laughter, slurping noises, screams, shrieks.
Hmm, sounds a lot like the dorm room I was in while at college. Some evil creature was there:
The heat came in and hit me, and he stood up and motioned for me to come out of this place. So I stepped out of it and I realised I was in a cube, a square cube, a cell. . . . I was totally without hope.
Yep, same place, except that Hitler wasn't at the school I went to.
In this account, hell is like Hollywood Squares but with reptilians who talk like the White Rabbit in Alice In Wonderland. As his dinosaur companion guides him through the abode of the damned, the author hears a voice preaching at length and ungrammatically about the problem of theodicy. He encounters souls of the dead, each trapped in his or her own bespoke cube as they're visited by their deceased friends and relatives. They think they're in heaven, but nothing is as it seems. The relatives are actually demons in disguise. The punishment, as in Dante's Inferno, is a sort of Russian reversal of their life: in hell, your bad deeds do you.
Finally he comes back into his body and discovers that his spirit had been stuck to the ceiling the whole time.
This story of a guy who fell down the rabbit hole into a hellish Wonderland sounds like an ordinary everyday hallucination but it's really just imaginative sci-fi. Just skip the first sixty pages.
oct 01 2025
Update Amazon's search engine now thinks I'm a religious fanatic.